That's right. If you hate the movie, then you hate 'merica.

MNS has hit or miss moments in every one of his films. In some ways he's so meticulous and shows a tremendous amount of craftsmanship in his work. In other ways he's incredibly lazy.

There were a couple of effective scary scenes, but overall "meh."

Imagine
::Can you imagine a world without Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, or the boy-band explosion of the Clinton era?::

No Mention
Of porn? Lots of porn. Huge amounts of porn. God bless the interwebs.

Directors?
I'd love to see some quirky, freaky director reeeaaaaally mess this up. Imagine what David Lynch could do to this. Strobe lights, ominous music and a sense of impending dread whenever they go shopping.

UHF sooooo gets my vote. Wheel…Of….Fish!

Willow is complete crap, yet I always enjoy watching it. (Hangs head in shame)

Kilmer's done lots of crap, but when he's on he's ON. Kiss Kiss, Tombstone…hell, Top Secret anyone?

Sorry but I have to do it…
:: Owen Wilson walks out ::

::the make-up shotgun set to "whore." ::

Oh man…
I always thought that this was simply a horrible film that should be avoided. Now I can't wait to see it. Great write-up.

Dr. Robuttnik, don't think about it too hard, because your head WILL explode.

LOVE the mention of "The Cutting Edge" show. Ah memories…

Amen brotha! Where's Chronic Town?

Does anyone remember
Way back in the day, the members of REM said that they would either A.) break up in the year 2000 or B.) break up if an original member left.

Oh you silly troll.

Sienkiewicz is da bomb. He also did a Venture Bros. DVD cover. At the very least he seems to have a sense of humor along with his mad skillz.

Yeah, I heard the Jews control the icebergs.

Thin Lizzy