TEQUILA IS MY LADY

That's because Incredibles is Brad Bird's baby and he already shot down sequel rumors - in addition to, y'know, him becoming a big-time real moovie director and all.

Macklemore is blowing up the radio right now for his song about gay rights. Seems like every time the song ends, the DJ has to gush about how brave and bold it is. Obviously I stand on the side of treating people like people, but come the fuck on folks. He's not rewriting rap history with this song.

C. The monkey has incriminating sexts from Justin Bieber.

There's a terrible fight scene around the four minute mark where Brown spin kicks and punches a bunch of Triad guys.

All I really remember is "Stupid Kid," but I remember that song well. Definitely a takes-me-back song.

Yeah this.

Actually, I could see an 8 Mile / Shakespeare in Love mashup, with Shakespeare taking the stage at the Globe theater, and all the peasants are booing him, and he's ready to drop sonnets, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd goes so loud he opens his mouth but the words won't come out he's…

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You know you're a big fucking deal when a summer blockbuster with a huge marketing campaign has to embarrassingly stop everything just to put you back in it, because audiences would rather spend time with you than The Rock and Bruce Willis.

So this movie was held back for about a year so they could reshoot with Channing Tatum (as, apparently, he originally died in the beginning and test audiences fucking flipped out). My question is, how many insert shots are there of Channing looking at someone else talk, to make it look like he's part of a scene?

@sirslud:disqus These days, I often use my favorite show to go to sleep, MST3K - which feels like sacrilege. Yet the slow, roiling pace of the jokes and the soft, black-and-white presentation of the shitty inane film just works when I need to go to bed.

More reality show ideas since this is apparently happening

Yeesh.

Nestor Carbonell played the mayor in The Dark Knight, distracting millions of audiences around the globe with his lush, full, glorious eyelashes.

The last time a movie won Best Picture and I thought "damn straight" to myself was No Country in 2007. Even then, there was lots of grumbling amongst my fellow movie nerd friends. The Oscars are definitely for young, non-jaded movie nerds-in-training and old people who like it when people mention Johnny Carson or Bob…

My picks: Wes Anderson, Drew Goddard, Kathryn Bigelow, Quentin Tarantino, Jafar Panahi.

I've got a bad Rash-omonintroductionbyrobertaltman

I will say this: Training Day feels undoubtedly, unquestionably like a film written by a white guy who happens to know a thing or two about LA crime. We follow Ethan Hawke on his journey into becoming a man, able to finally defeat the black guy on his own turf no less. Many of the shots meant to intimidate us are of…

@avclub-8b59528c5bbf7073061271c79ba0e1e0:disqus According to who? Who decided it was okay to borrow DVDs but not to borrow a subscription password from a friend? If it was possible to enforce DVD borrowing to the extent that, if you wanted to watch GoT on DVD, you had to buy your own copy no matter what, HBO would…