Zhang Ziyi would be good too.

Zhang Ziyi would be good too.

C'mon, Louie! Get your Oscar, get your Tony!

C'mon, Louie! Get your Oscar, get your Tony!

EXACTLY! Only the biggest hit movies and bands are any good. It's the failures who suck!

EXACTLY! Only the biggest hit movies and bands are any good. It's the failures who suck!

Don't forget Shrek exiting his outhouse, or the end credits of Mystery Men. Or some Gatorade ad from back then.

Don't forget Shrek exiting his outhouse, or the end credits of Mystery Men. Or some Gatorade ad from back then.

"Cartoonish" is a pretty fuckin' good fuckin' word for those fuckin' villains that fuckin' make up that fuckin' gang, motherfucker. Fuck, I bet them motherfuckers fuckin' set the fuckin' record for saying "fuck" in a fuckin' movie.

"Cartoonish" is a pretty fuckin' good fuckin' word for those fuckin' villains that fuckin' make up that fuckin' gang, motherfucker. Fuck, I bet them motherfuckers fuckin' set the fuckin' record for saying "fuck" in a fuckin' movie.

I read this short article so fast, that I didn't get the joke until I clicked away from the page. Whereupon I said "Oh, rape," out loud to nobody in particular, in front of the AVC home page.

I read this short article so fast, that I didn't get the joke until I clicked away from the page. Whereupon I said "Oh, rape," out loud to nobody in particular, in front of the AVC home page.

If you can pull off the "clearly reading the cards" act, though, you're fucking golden. See: Walken, Christopher.

If you can pull off the "clearly reading the cards" act, though, you're fucking golden. See: Walken, Christopher.

You're only allowed to like Bond themes once they're no longer the most recent Bond theme.

You're only allowed to like Bond themes once they're no longer the most recent Bond theme.

AMC: We have no idea how we got those two shows either, and we're fucked in a couple years.

AMC: We have no idea how we got those two shows either, and we're fucked in a couple years.

Eventually you just don't want to sound like a dickbag. And admittedly, "for-tay" does sound better. As soon as Kia released the Forte car and pronounced it "for-tay," I officially gave up trying.

Eventually you just don't want to sound like a dickbag. And admittedly, "for-tay" does sound better. As soon as Kia released the Forte car and pronounced it "for-tay," I officially gave up trying.