I actually generally LOATHE the concept of Shorties Watching Shorties. Just ruthlessly unfunny animation trying to add extra jokes to a routine that's either good and is getting hurt by it, or bad and made worse through the sheer flop-sweatiness of it all.

I actually generally LOATHE the concept of Shorties Watching Shorties. Just ruthlessly unfunny animation trying to add extra jokes to a routine that's either good and is getting hurt by it, or bad and made worse through the sheer flop-sweatiness of it all.

We're Back! An Ice Age's Story

We're Back! An Ice Age's Story

Celebrities can go onto the Ellen Degeneres show and plug their movie. Celebrities can show up to the premiere and get red carpet pictures to appear in People magazine. Voice actors can't get any of that shit.

Celebrities can go onto the Ellen Degeneres show and plug their movie. Celebrities can show up to the premiere and get red carpet pictures to appear in People magazine. Voice actors can't get any of that shit.

They missed out on the chance to recreate the recreation of this, from Vanilla Sky.

They missed out on the chance to recreate the recreation of this, from Vanilla Sky.

1) Rushmore
2) Fantastic Mr. Fox
3) Moonrise Kingdom
4) The Royal Tenenbaums
5) Bottle Rocket
6) The Life Aquatic
7) Darjeeling Limited

1) Rushmore
2) Fantastic Mr. Fox
3) Moonrise Kingdom
4) The Royal Tenenbaums
5) Bottle Rocket
6) The Life Aquatic
7) Darjeeling Limited

I liken the Avengers to the giant, hulking airship they lumber around in for about 65% of the movie's runtime: It's just an astonishing miracle that something as unweildy as an Avengers movie gets off the ground and moves forward. I had a smile on my face the entire time, solely because they were barely pulling this…

I liken the Avengers to the giant, hulking airship they lumber around in for about 65% of the movie's runtime: It's just an astonishing miracle that something as unweildy as an Avengers movie gets off the ground and moves forward. I had a smile on my face the entire time, solely because they were barely pulling this…

So many notions. So many romantic notions.

So many notions. So many romantic notions.

Well sure! I learned that I'm not particularly special or more deserving of attention and love. But I guess that's the secular version of reconsidering religion, and I don't know what piece of pop culture did it for me. Maybe Calvin & Hobbes planted the seeds, I dunno.

Well sure! I learned that I'm not particularly special or more deserving of attention and love. But I guess that's the secular version of reconsidering religion, and I don't know what piece of pop culture did it for me. Maybe Calvin & Hobbes planted the seeds, I dunno.

Grew up secular, the end

Grew up secular, the end

Stand By Me would have to be my favorite movie. I recognize its mushiness from 40,000 miles away, but alas your favorite movie chooses you, you don't choose it.

Stand By Me would have to be my favorite movie. I recognize its mushiness from 40,000 miles away, but alas your favorite movie chooses you, you don't choose it.