YOu wanna be CUTE THERE WISE GUY!!! I've beaten up guys bigger than you all over this world! I am gonna kick you from every corner o' Gawd's green Earth there, Junebug! And after I get done scratching out your eyes and choking the breath out of you, you're gonna resemble REFRIED BEANS more than salsa, you little punk…

@Von Salsa - Carlson was on in the past there, huckleberry! Now you better SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH before I slap the taste out of it!

Hey there, Carl! I thought you were supposed to be a little light in the loafers there? You know you and Urkel up in the tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g light in the loafers!?!?!?!