You'll be hearing from my lawyers shortly. DAMMIT I just saw the joke was already made.

I have an old roommate who doesn't listen to Coldplay, but every time they're brought up he's sure to mention how they're "Radiohead for soccer moms," which hasn't been a fresh statement since 2002.

I'm not sure if I dislike TKOL the album or just because it was pretty much all they played when I saw them last and it was boring as fuck.

Well godammit!

Wasn't that more like 10 years ago?

Which sucks because it's a good song without that line, especially the Nina Simone sample.

That's true. In a way, it reminds me of kind of like a millennial version of "Secret Life of Walter Mitty," which is still better than the shit Ben Stiller gave us.

I'm surprised this show hasn't taken off more than it has, because I feel like it really captures the feeling of modern dating in a fun, absurd way (Texts turn into war-room-like scenarios or hostage negotiations; temptations turn into courtroom cases).

He's surprisingly popular with the kids, due to being at good at social media and whatnot. That doesn't really work in your favor, but it's a fun fact!

"Deadpool" was fun, as long as you ignored its mouth-breathing, Reddit fanbase.

Just the sheer mechanics of a dick having a GoPro sound incredibly uncomfortable. And seriously, Kanye, why do you need that? Are you training to be an OBGYN?

GET THAT GUY THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Truly the best use of it as a gimmick and exactly the right amount of time the gimmick lasts before becoming overbearing.

Metallica's "One" video/"Johnny Got His Gun?"

Eh, I get what he's getting at - it's like watching someone you don't know play a game with which you have no engagement.

I have those two! They're damn near unbreakable.

I could be wrong, but the only similarities between the re-booted "Tomb Raider" and THG was it involved survival and a bow and arrow as a weapon.

"Spec Ops: The Line" was such a fantastic game.

I've said time and again that the original Telltale game is the best thing tied to "The Walking Dead." It's a marvelous achievement that shows this goddamn story should focus on handful of people rather than a militia of throwaway characters.

He's kind of been swinging and missing repeatedly since "Neighbors," so hopefully this will right the course.