Old people need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have which might be extracted for our personal use.

The first season's theme song lyrics would beg to differ.

Man we're losing all kinds of 60s sitcom second bananas today, aren't we?

Man, Jack Ryan is the franchise Hollywood insists on keeping on life support.

He was the subject of one of my all time favorite MST3K riffs, when his boozy abusive dad character gets offed in "Space Children."

Yeah, it seems almost like it was an extension of the liberated sex ideology of the 60s, that for a brief period it was social acceptable and even haute urbane for a couple to go partake of a European erotic film.

I endured six months with the main highway into downtown narrowed from five lanes to two. That was fucking Ia Drang right there.

Man has an actress fallen so quickly as Barton…from being the star of The OC, past a has-been, straight to a "Whatever happened to." Even a train-wreck like Lohan hasn't fallen quite so far as to land in relative ignominy.

Not ashamed to admit it,Yvonne as that green girl was my first crush, and it's been ruining my relationships every since. Girlfriends get so bent out of shape when you bring up the question of green bodypaint…sheesh!

When a truckload of soldiers blows up no one panics because it's all part of a plan…but when you close a few street lanes everyone loses their minds!

So was I the other day, but that's because I'm in a cult.

But who wouldn't want to see Batman's natural build? No plastic molding to improve his physique. Pure. West.

Meanwhile somewhere Melissa Joan Hart wishes she was a real witch so she could cast a spell on those who curtailed her own cinematic adaption of the Walk of Shame…

Well it was shot on 35mm film, so why wouldn't you?

Yeah I hope someone got fired for that one. Truly terrible.

"Ah, there's Batman dancing. Why doesn't he dance anymore? Remember the Bat-toosie?"

God I still have one of those. I've held onto my old flipper disc of "Amadeus,"because it's the only official release of the theatrical version.

Bathroom?

Remember those easter eggs in Duke Nukem where you could see boob? That was awesome.

Not even a Divx. They're missing out some real opportunities to make coin in the burgeoning market for limited play, disposable optical discs.