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Idunno she gives off a stage mom vibe to me. That or the stern head mistress of a boarding school, full of unruly students in need of discipline.

As I thought how to respond to the comments about Werner's voice, I could only see madness and darkness in the attempt. The message forum was far, far crueler than nature, where pain and joy were to be found in equal measures, doled out by beast and wind and fire alike. I peered into the empty comment box, and I saw

And I you. I hope we both die hilarious inept deaths!

Idunno Nathan Rabin always struck me as a ne'er-do-well.

Oh i beg to differ on "Killer Women." Tricia Helfer is VERY watchable.

[horse whinnies]

The real question is, will this series continue the Wachowski's love affair with leather fetish gear.

It should be "I, Frankenstein's Monster" goddammit!

Well I for one hope a lot of people crack jokes about my demise…especially if its due to auto-erotic asphyxiation…not that I would ever do that.

Yup that's the one. FDR consulted on the script, and it had the backing of some major power players.

Oh god yes. If she doesn't get your Oedipus Complex stirring you're probably dead.

Yeah, we need politicians like good ole Judd Hammond from "Gabriel over the White House," who uses his power to dissolve congress, form a private army, hold military tribunals and summary executions, and devices a new mega weapon to strong arm the other nations into disarmament.

The only time it ever worked was in "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Speaking of which, was that the first time that was used? I'm trying to think of an earlier example, but that's the oldest one I can recall off hand.

Hey! I'm stuck in a box!

We're all going straight to hell, but dammit this is the funniest thread I've read all day.

Not gonna argue with you there, clowns are some fucked up shit.

Laughter Will Make You Free!

Johnny John-John Junior Shabadoo thinks those are the worst nicknames I've ever heard.

Will he chain smoke and drink heavily and muse about 9/11?

Yeah but she looks like she hired James Whale to be her stylist.