I'm afraid I need to see a script continuity.

Or are you the union American equivalent?

It's a limited edition collector's item mom!

Don't forget that Lathe!

I'm hearing it because it's there dammit.

Honestly when I saw that head in their basement it was the end of the series. I mean how did they get it down there? Dammit, I demand a semblance of verisimilitude from my television!

Lego missed a real opportunity for recursive meta-textual brilliance by marketing this as a Blocko product.

That right there is the nicest house on the swankiest street in Pressboard Estates.

Car hold!

Dammit, it is CAR HOLD.

I eated the purple Legos…they taste like burning!

Retire in a blaze of glory you mean.

What, no mention of Richard Linklater's decade-in-the-making "Boyhood?" Or is that one still awaiting a firm release date, this year or next?

Thanks, I couldn't remember who said it, but the routine was terrific and heartbreaking all at once.

Sadly I stopped believing this sort of wisdom around the time I was told I was being bullied because they were jealous of my booksmarts.

I forget if it was Patton Oswalt or Louis CK or originated this, but Lily James is definitely a woman who falls into the category of "So Beautiful She Makes You Angry," because most males (myself included) see her and realize we can and will never have someone so beautiful.

Poor Molesley…TV reviewers can't even get his name right :P

Once a year I check in to see this show, and every time what I previously knew is reaffirmed: this show is a self-parodying, self-plagiarizing, winking, nonsensical, pointless-guest-star motherfucking mess of what was once such a great glorious show, that I prefer to imagine it was cancelled at the end of season 8.

I firmly believe autism to be genetic in origin, with environmental factors involved in severity.

The long short of it is, before steam locomotives burned coal - which produces black, grimy soot and made it necessary to paint locomotives black to hide the soot - engines burned wood, which is far cleaner to burn. And because there was less grime to besmirch the engine, you had engines painted all manner of bright…