I predict Jeffrey Zucker will bring Elfman to CNN, as he continues his efforts to run THAT network into the ground as well.

Ah "Whitney" It's "Girls" only made by someone without talent, comic ability or any redeeming facets that justified her getting a show to begin with.

God dammit I don't care if I obliterate my cred here, but that Titanic soundtrack gets me every time….

And now if only Criterion could get WB to let them lay their hands on motherfuckingn Brewster McCloud, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, The Long Goodbye and California Split.

I REALLY can't wait til Bieber discovers speedballs or meth.

I like where this is coming from. I personally have never understood the appeal of Marilyn Monroe. She just didn't seem to have the kind of class or charm that appeals to me, like Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly or Gene Tierney.

All I know is, I predict that the day Britney Spears dies, it'll be one of those deaths that takes six to eight weeks for the toxicology results to come in.

You'd have trouble speaking too if you were deprived of a complete, nutritious breakfast, episode after episode after episode…

Agreed, and I'll go one further. I think depression is normal, and even healthy. Many of our greatest leaders suffered from what would be considered depression, and it arguably made them better equipped as leaders, because they were by nature introspective and prone to a great deal of thought and contemplation.

And whatever allure her looks may have, for me are completely obliterated the moment she opens her mouth and reveals she has nothing to say.

He did build the autobahn.

Yeah that spelling reeks of Francophonic posturing!

It is if she's Julia Roberts.

Oh how I lust to see Playtime in 70mm somewhere. I have the DVD from Criterion, but they used a 35mm reduction print, whcih just isn't the same. You can only get a sense of the clarity of the picture, hidden behind an added haze of grain from the 35mm stock.

Roger Ebert gets credit for first pointing this out, but there's a delicious scene early on, when the woman of the house goes out to greet a friend, and as they both follow the curved walkway in the front yard, there is a moment when they actually walk AWAY from one another. A wonderful little jab the importance of…

Her stardom has always mystified me. Her voice too shrill and atonal (she's what Susan Alexander would be if Charles Foster Kane had lived today and been a dot-com mogul), her "dancing" uninspired and listless, and her looks being the sort that she might've been pretty but she always seemed rather insecure about…

Well Farkus was being a a bastard with no manners, and not a dook of an idea how to comport himself, public-wise..

But everyone KNOWs it's a White Christmas.

I wonder if, looking back, 2013 will be regarded for television, like 1939 was for movies…a peak year with a lot of amazing shows all playing at once. Will we ever see such brilliance so soon again?

Girls, Season 3: Lena Dunham's next romantic fling, post coitus.