I try to give that all consideration, but when it comes to Nazis I give no quarter. Jannings may have been a great actor, and Leni Riefenstahl was a great director, but fuck 'em both I say.

Mike and the Bots do an awesome riff on this scene in "Radar Secret Service."

True story: Rin Tin Tin actually won the most votes for "Best Actor" as the first academy awards. But the Academy decided it would be better for the prestige of the fledgling institution for a human to win. They then went with Emil Jannings..who went on to be appointed Artist of the State in Nazi Germany, and made…

Botox and collagen injections'll do that.

See when a convoy of soldiers gets blown up, it's all part of a plan. But you deprive one singer of her Oscar eligibility and everyone loses their minds!

But will we also get Vince Vaughn, Steve Carell, and Will Farrell in supporting roles or cameos?

While I can't speak to the franchise as a whole, "A Shot in the Dark," was arguably a sequel superior to "The Pink Panther," and some of the initial followups were quite strong as well.

One of my supreme desires, which I will some day do, is to book a great suite at a fantastic hotel, and order a shit ton of room service.

Swanberg's production method to me, seems like the cinematic equivalent of throwing a hundred darts at a dartboard blindfolded. You're bound to hit a bullseye a few times, but that doesn't mean you're good at the game. I've seen enough of his work to where I feel like as a viewer I'm a party to his caprices, being…

For me it's a challenge. I keep my movies confined to one bookshelf, so when I get something new, something else has to be ejected.

Come on, George Bailey rich? He's worth more dead than alive, and everyone knows he's been giving money to Violet Bick.

Or Gottfried Leibnitz….oh wait.

That's what it says on my Communist Party Membership Card.

Yeah there was just no containing the raw heterosexuality of Paul Lynde or Charles Nelson Reilly.

Well I do like that one about a rich manboy and his sled….

They were all confirmed bachelors.

No, no, no, no, no, she shoots the bus driver.

Will it be long before Sofia says "Fuck it," and makes an autobiographical film about her experiences on the three Godfather films?

Hopefully FAMOUS gay people filled with ennui and existential angst over the emptiness of a life of luxury, wealth and fame? Because I don't have time for films about regular people and their troubles trying to make ends meet or survive that cancer they've got.

And where I'll give the Swedish versions credit, is they seem a bit in on the joke, by casting a pockmarked schlub to play Blomkvist.