"You see, I've been here this whole time. We've all been here. Always."

You're down after three shots?

Hahahahahahhaha what's Bitcoin?

There is a part of me that hopes (especially after this week's fact-heavy episode, which put a very plausible face on the case) that the last episode ends in a total mindfuck with there being an actual King in Yellow/Carcosa.

I loved this week's HWYW, but then as a Fogelnest Files/Best Show fan, this was entirely in my wheelhouse.

I suppose, but generally you can tell what's on the Academy's mind by the choices they make. I'd argue Hollywood's currently voting along the lines of what makes them come across as relevant. Argo is a literally a movie about a movie that saves people's lives, and the Artist before that is a "love letter to the…

I watched Ghost Protocol last week and I forget if there was a bad guy. I think it was buildings. The bad guy was buildings.

Augh! Oh! God!
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I'm okay.

EVERY MOVIE EXISTS BECAUSE DOC BROWN MADE EVERY MOVIE

Fan theories make me feel so curmudgeonly. In 1895, when the first film of a train arriving in the station made audiences run, thinking there was an actual train coming at them, those audiences were more canny than people today, who need to find a reason George Clooney went from being Batman to being an astronaut.

This episode introduced me to a completely new form of misogyny: riding the back of a woman like a horsie.

It might help you understand why we still have to put up with Jon Heder.

*slide whistle*

For the most part. Cecil's delivery was chopped up a bit by audience reactions, but the fact that you're seeing it live more than makes up for it.

I saw them in Portland a few weeks ago. It's the same script they're taking to the East coast in March.

I took the 'closet' remarks to be an indicator that the relationship was so bad it looked like Marnie was Charlie's beard.

I think so. Apprenticing for a woodworker sounds exactly like the kind of thing that would be cool to do but your ex gets to bash you for.

I love that Maron's dating a pervious guest and a public figure to boot; I feel like he'd only make vague allusions to his (now) ex, and it *did* feel like he and Moon were getting a bit flirty on her episode. Though now that I think of it, it also seemed like he was a bit sweet on Laura Dern (sorry, I read every…

Modern Romance makes them look pretty fun. Although I won't have a rolodex to fawn over.

You're a scumbag, you're trash, you ought to go live in an ashcan… Go back in the trashcan, get a good night sleep! Mr. Scumbag!