Aw golly gosh gee-whilickers! Ain't that a kick in the head, Mister?! 

Say! A real-live Mooslim?! I only seen them in picture books!

My Uncle Frank has been naked this whole time, too! And he's staring at me all googly-eyed! 

Boy! Me and my buddy Rich are thinking about sneaking in to see this movie. I love to see how those injuns act all funny! I'm scared though, Pop sure would be sore if he found out I saw one of those R-rated picture shows!  He'd tan my hide from here to Palm Beach!

I like Family Circus, Mister!

Holy cow! That guy in the picture looks like Mr. Sanders, the burn victim who lives down the street!

Boy, mister, drugs are bad!

Say, ever gone back home with one of these fellas? It sure ain't fun, Mister! Batman doesn't live in Wayne Manor, that's for sure. He has a one-bedroom in Pasadena that smells like cigarettes and mold!

Boy, the military!? They sure do have lots of guns in the military. Daddy was sent over to some foreign country with his military group, and when he came back he couldn't tell reality from fantasy! I said, "Golly! that sure sounds like a fun way to spend your days, Pop!" Then he beat me but good with his old army…

Jeepers, why would anyone wanna be a punk, Mister?

BOY! They got gerbils on the AV Club now?! If only I knew any interesting facts about 'em, then I'd really be hip to the groove!

Did…did Mr. Rabin drink too many "daddy Cokes" tonight, Mister?

Say, lady, books are the pits! I like to put a funny-book inside my reg'lar book when I "read"! Boy, would that make Pop sore if he knew!

Yeah, be always did like that mannish Jessie.

She's green 'cause that's how God made her. It's just science!

My mom says all Jewish people are going to hell!

I just love musicals, mister!
Mom loves the fact that I can watch Rent (like a hundred times!) with her. And do the dishes, and sometimes braid her hair.

Jeepers, you guys musta' really understood this movie, cause ya keep sayin' so!

Holy Geez!
I sure hope John Boy doesn't call Mary Ellen a toothless, cock-sucking whore on the next episode of The Waltons! That'd be too much, mister!

Episode 26 of Leave it to Beaver! Beav has to deal with the fact that Wally might have stolen a piece of candy from Mr. Riley's Candy Store. It's a little TOO close to home.