Boy!
He sure reminds of my pop!

Gee, I sure love Blow Pops! If I could get em free, you bet I would, Mister!

Gee Wilikers!
I once found a movie on the internet that I thought was going to be based on Erector Sets! Boy, was I wrong!

JEEPERS!
I hope Mr. Burton doesn't piss all over the legacy of Chuck Addams. That'd make me angry enough to burn down his whole neighboorhood.

We just call it a hum-ding-donger when a tune is just really terrific!

When daddy didn't come back from getting his cigarettes one day, mommy told me that no one would ever try to replace him, cause I love my dad!

Golly! Uncle Glenn once gave me a lolli and told me not to tell nobody what we done under the sheets! He's real nice, Mister!

Old men are funny! Like old man Whetherby down by the bus station! He'll pull down your pants, just fer lookin' at him. He likes to do that. Alot.

Say! That firstie smells like grandma's cancerAIDS!

WHAT BIRTHDAY CAKE?
That sounds real funny. One time, on my dad's birthday, I ate his cake before the party. Gee whizz! My mom said "who ate this cake", but I started whistlin', so they knew it wasn't me. My sister ended up takin' the blame for the whole mess. Boy, was her ass a bloody mess after dad got through…

If my parents had a show, they wouldn't have too much good stuff to say about me, no sir. I'm always goofin' on my sister, and they don't like that none too much.

Hehehe. My Uncle once had one of those things. It suuuure was creepy the way he waggled around like that. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep THAT night, Mister.

Holy Crow! That's about the worst word you can say, Mister. I wouldn't put that on the internets where everyone can read it!

Well, gee Mr. Tuck, what else would it be?