Please call Jenni, not Kimosaurus.

Hi cutie pies. I'm a teenage girl. We should get together some time.
Hit me up!

Hi there!
Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right there.
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a show on comment board predators.
Why don't you tell me what you're doing here today?

Hi there!
Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right there.

I'm keeping an eye on that clown.

This is not the movie I thought it would be.

Not if I can help it.

Hi there!
Why don't you have a seat. Have a sea-
Oh, sorry Father Michael.

Hi there!
Why don't you have seat. Have a seat right there.
I'm Chris Hanson, and I'm with Dateline NBC. What were you hoping to do with Emma Watson?

Hi there! Why don't you have seat. Have a seat right there.
What are you doing here today?
In your AV Club post, you say, quote, "I'll show you a hot stream of urine." I've got it right here. Right here in front of me.
What did you mean by that?

Hi there!
Why don't you have a seat. Have a seat right there.

In your first song, you sing, quote, "I will show you what your butthole is really used for."
I've got the lyrics right here. Right here in front of me. Are you saying you didn't sing that?
I'm sorry, you're not going to Hollywood.