I've wondered the same thing, and I actually went through the archives. They've been in "the rest" only a few times.

My mother-in-law had her back to the TV as I watched the "ass to ass" scene in Requiem for a Dream, fortunately…

My mother-in-law had her back to the TV as I watched the "ass to ass" scene in Requiem for a Dream, fortunately…

But to be fair to the auditorium, I usually can't understand most of what Todd Glass says, either.

But to be fair to the auditorium, I usually can't understand most of what Todd Glass says, either.

"This place"? You mean the Internet?

"This place"? You mean the Internet?

That really steams my beans!!

That really steams my beans!!

Make my funeral song "Moment in the Sun" by Clem Snide. I like how it initially seems fairly appropriate for such an occasion, but if you pay attention the lyrics are…snide.

Make my funeral song "Moment in the Sun" by Clem Snide. I like how it initially seems fairly appropriate for such an occasion, but if you pay attention the lyrics are…snide.

She's exactly as sick as I let her be and no sicker, and don't forget it, ever. Now take your flunky and dangle.

She's exactly as sick as I let her be and no sicker, and don't forget it, ever. Now take your flunky and dangle.

Anyone who makes puns like that is my arch nemesis.

Anyone who makes puns like that is my arch nemesis.

A couple of standouts for me:

A couple of standouts for me:

I was just about to post that the primary source of my exposure to Lee Hazlewood was "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa."

I was just about to post that the primary source of my exposure to Lee Hazlewood was "A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa."

Ain't but one G in Hagar, Semley. Or whoever writes the headlines.