Raging Jormp-Jomp

Those who are tardy DO NOT GET FRUIT CUP!!!

Those who are tardy DO NOT GET FRUIT CUP!!!

I saw it in its initial theatrical run. I found it baffling.

I saw it in its initial theatrical run. I found it baffling.

I can't go on. This is all bullshit!

I can't go on. This is all bullshit!

Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!!

Let's all give Dr. Klahn a great big hand!!

Rape is only funny when the rapist cuts the cheese.

Rape is only funny when the rapist cuts the cheese.

Huh, I always thought the Deliverance shoulder-dislocation thing was a pretty good special effect for its day. Cool to learn it was real. The hand coming up out of the water during Jon Voight's nightmare at the end…now THAT was fake-looking.

Huh, I always thought the Deliverance shoulder-dislocation thing was a pretty good special effect for its day. Cool to learn it was real. The hand coming up out of the water during Jon Voight's nightmare at the end…now THAT was fake-looking.

This is the Citizen Kane of Ned-Beatty-getting-buttfucked movies.

This is the Citizen Kane of Ned-Beatty-getting-buttfucked movies.

As a parent of three youngsters, I've considered CEC's hokum its saving grace. If they're going to serve up "edgy" to an already jacked-up customer population, that can't be good.

As a parent of three youngsters, I've considered CEC's hokum its saving grace. If they're going to serve up "edgy" to an already jacked-up customer population, that can't be good.

Today in other confirming-the-obvious news—Bill O'Reilly: "The Fact Is, I'm A Dick"

Today in other confirming-the-obvious news—Bill O'Reilly: "The Fact Is, I'm A Dick"

Don't tell Utah.