No, everyone I've talked with about this series has mentioned this scene and how it fucked them up. Probably the worst thing I've ever seen at 2 a.m., right before I was planning to go to bed.

As if the lopsided titties weren't haunting enough.

No input from Tobias?

He already did, in 2009's "Main Street." It didn't go well. Neither did Orlando Bloom's.

Though the Jello Biafra cameo was also a nice touch.

"His body was found at around 4 a.m. at his Sherman Oaks, Calif. home, and he was later pronounced dead at the hospital."
So they admit dead people to the hospital now? Anything to get paid, am I right?

When Greta Gerwig's head blew to pieces in House of the Devil, I was convinced. She can really act.

Bon Iver being drowned out by the USC band would be pretty great.

Fuck Tha Police

Because it wasn't a hit until '87?

Or, as my friend calls the Peter Green era, "pre-bitches."

GWAR doing Steely Dan—yes.

Hey, I put GWAR too. Momentum!

Merk, go spin your webs of evil somewhere else.

Fleetwood Mac selection fails without "Tusk."

Congratulations, you're a dummy.

Characters who find themselves trapped in bleak and brutal situations? So Cormac sold a script to Max Hardcore?

Because she's a donut bumper. Duh!

Gee, thanks a lot for running this story, Sean. Here I am, right in the middle of my workday here at the office, and now I'm going to have to drop everything and go masturbate.

I like him too, but I wouldn't say he's funny all the time. He's pretty uneven. That's what happens when you wing it all the time. A Great Stillness is pretty good though.