Fox has been holding him back
He's clearly looking for a venue where he can go full retard.

Suck balls

Maybe it's because she's sexy as hell but doesn't do nudity, but I have the filthiest thoughts about that woman.

I guess no one's clamoring for a Bugs' Life sequel
…except my kids.

Not sure why O'Neal went with "Smiling" rather than "Crying," but whatever.

"Blue Eyes Smiling in the Rain"?
WTF?

Martyrs 2
Can a skinless former torture prisoner find love in the big city? Starring Amanda Bynes.

H3: SotW was notable for almost showing one of Stacey Nelkin's fulsome bazoobers, and for the kid collapsing and having snakes and cockroaches pour out of his pumpkin-masked head. As Joe Bob Briggs noted at the time, "That kid can really act."

So has the AV Club ever attempted to interview Lou Reed?

It seems like a large percentage of posts I've seen on message boards about people's encounters with Lou Reed involve his unrestrained farting. That and his habit of falling asleep in movie theaters.

You fart around on the internet at work and you still haven't figured out that maybe you should hover over the link and check the source before clicking?

You should ask him.

I assume most interviewers persevere with prickly subjects because they would like to get more assignments from their editors in the future.

The Elvis Costello interview went well because Lou gets on OK with people he deems worthy of breathing the same air as him. That doesn't apply to almost any journalist.

Yes. For fabricating a comic review. Which is about the weakest-ass way to get fired from the AV Club imaginable.

Yeah, but you've gotta admire Eazy's level of commitment to his AIDS schtick.

My favorite interview was with the guy who wrote that Bobby McGee song, was in a bunch of movies, I forget his name…

And how about Herve Villechaize in Greaser's Palace?

The guy who played Dr. Alvin Weasley should totally be in this category.

Agutter wins for also doing underwater nudity in Logan's Run and China 9, Liberty 37.