Ugh
Enough Danny McBride already. Talk about a one-note actor.

Zwigoff knows blues
For some real down-home Delta blues…BLUES HAMMER!!!

Twentynine Palms
Watching this at 2 in the morning on Netflix Watch Instantly ruined my week. I had blood in my stool afterwards.

Well put.

Nice to see…
…Chris Farley come back from the grave to conduct this interview. "Do you have your own version of the Aristocrats joke?" Because Maron interviewed one of the Aristocrats filmmakers? Are you fucking kidding me? Lazy interviewing at its most feeble.

She was a little *too* convincing as that total skankwad in Gone Baby Gone. Picturing her on that couch in that messy, smoky room next to that hideous fat gorgon friend of hers makes my gonads retreat into my pelvic cavity.

Toast-fucking?
Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.

"Well, I hope your ol' plane crashes"
pwn3d!!

Someday I'll get over you
I'll live to see it all through
But I'll always miss
Dreaming my dreams with Nabin

"Love Comes in Spurts"

Wow, hot picture
Now *I'm* the one with a pulsating organ!

Jennifer Lawrence in Esquire
I'd bone her all winter, if you get my meaning!

I started watching this the other night, and I promptly fell asleep. Ditto the next time I started it up again. I think this isn't the right film for this time in my life, with a job and three young kids running my ass ragged all day. But what I saw was incredibly beautiful, and I look forward to seeing the whole…

Day-Lewis is so incredible in this scene, it's a real shame that Paul Dano ruins it with his bad Gene Wilder impression.

I am outraged that Urban Dictionary has yet to provide a definition for "purple grapes on a Mexican blanket."

I would like to win her the biggest stuffed animal at the carnival, and read her the love-poems of Yeats while she tossed my salad.

No.

"Plans on" remastering and re-releasing?
He already has:

No "A Serbian Film"?
Pussies.

No "A Serbian Film"?
Pussies.