And you thought your job was bad…

Have you tried the Hamm? It's delicious and the portions are so generous!

"I guess someone's been watching The World According to Garp."

Thin sheets of mineral separate from each other and are used to insulate electronics.

Don't get me started on goat eyes.

Liked for making me remember the screechy, Seinfeldian tone in which that line is delivered. Man, I loved that show.

This is the same guy who did the song listing every character with a speaking roll played by a black actor on Friends. Quality stuff.

Have you seen the Macarena video? It is so goddamn boring.

Have you seen the Macarena video? It is so goddamn boring.

At least it's an ethos.

At least it's an ethos.

My sister attempted to nominate the Beastie Boys' "Girls" for her all-girl Catholic school.

My sister attempted to nominate the Beastie Boys' "Girls" for her all-girl Catholic school.

I heard "Gundam Style". If nobody makes a parody video staring giant robots I'll be disappointed.

I heard "Gundam Style". If nobody makes a parody video staring giant robots I'll be disappointed.

I dunno, his dad was a Chinese/Indonesian Muslim and he lived in Jakarta for 5 years. And he lived in Hawaii, where less than a quarter of the population is white. To the extent that there is a "white lifestyle" I don't know how much he qualifies. Though he certainly didn't have what most would consider a "black…

I dunno, his dad was a Chinese/Indonesian Muslim and he lived in Jakarta for 5 years. And he lived in Hawaii, where less than a quarter of the population is white. To the extent that there is a "white lifestyle" I don't know how much he qualifies. Though he certainly didn't have what most would consider a "black…

I feel the reason Marie is popular in Japan is that kids assume she's the American Hello Kitty.

I feel the reason Marie is popular in Japan is that kids assume she's the American Hello Kitty.

We pronounce it "Zee" otherwise the Alphabet Song wouldn't rhyme.