I'm at my desk trying desperately not to crack up at Schwarzenegger as Hodor. I'm imagining him carrying Haley Joel Osment as Bran in a little basket on his back. Anything that involves Schwarzenegger as a bumbling man-child would be gold.

Are there any positive game reviews on this site? ODST and Reach might be the most humanizing Halo's, but they are also the worst in terms of gameplay. It just wouldn't have made sense to include them in the collection. I also find their stories very, very bland.

I just have to say that Schoolboy Q's Oxymoron was way better than Cilvia Demo. That is all.

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Are you trying to tell me that I'm not special?

I totally called that red-handled machete shit.

See?

I once saw John Goodman at a Barnes and Noble. To this day, I regret not trying to talk to him about the Coen Brothers.

Bill Cosby.

Louie C. K. My other two were already taken by the writers (Radiohead and P. T. Anderson). Also, Arcade Fire or Swans. Joaquin Pheonix, even.

Plus, Rick still needs to show him his machete with the red handle.

I THINK YOU MEANT KID A, YOUNG MAN!

I favorite bloop bleeps are in "Idioteque".

Conversation 16's lyrics aren't meant to be taken too seriously. At least that's how I see it…

I've waited my entire life for this moment. "Sounds like baskets of fun." "Sounds like there will be lots of clowning around." "These puns might be a little bit -HONK- on the nose." Hahahaha. Fuck.

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I'm pretty sure there was an episode of My Name Is Earl exactly like this.

How do i WORK This thing??