You may take my advanced class: http://i.imgur.com/SqsRLcf.jpg

(sheds a single, meaningful tear)

I could not be more proud.

The word ellipses is plural. You meant to say "an ellipsis" (the singular form of the punctuation mark consisting of three dots). There is no need to thank me; I am merely doing my duty.

We meet again. That would be libel, not slander. The one true king does not make such errors.

I do not even know where to begin.

SNL's quote was apt, considering this very Newswire contains a line that should read "depending on whom you’re talking to." Which ought also to be rephrased, to avoid ending with a preposition. Now each guilty party must bend the knee, or I will destroy them.

Ned Stark was an honorable man. Now you will bend the knee, or I will destroy you.

What did you expect, a Stannis exposition?

You have done well, and may take my advanced class:
http://imgur.com/SqsRLcf
Now bend the knee, or I will destroy you.

Whom would you like to see. Now bend the knee, or I will destroy you.

"Whoever Ser Jorah was when he started informing." It is the subjective case; whomever is incorrect. Tyrion Lannister, for a well-read man you should know better. Now bend the knee, or I will destroy you.

But… we just watched the finale.

Fewer.

Ser Meryn Fucking Trant. Whatever else he is, the man's still a knight.

Grammarians have no friends, only subjects, predicates and enemies. Let no man claim ignorance as an excuse. They'll bend the knee or I will destroy them.

But then again, I've never liked Stannis.

Only one of us is leaving this room.

"Stannis of House Grammarian *never* gets these kind of responses when talking about Game of Thrones…"

Your misplaced modifier suggests that Don is like your big toe, but you mean to say that she — the person whom Don will be banging on the table — is like your big toe. As a man with some experience banging women on tables, it is my duty to correct your mistake. You'll not make it again. Now bend the knee, or I will…