Am I stupid? I thought Don's father was one of his mother's "clients," who got her "in trouble," thus the "dick" line. I thought that he was raised by an uncle and his wife, the guys who asked his wife if she "killed another one" - sorry for all the quotations. He doesn't know his father, no?

yeah, I'm an idiot …

Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes - pretty much sums up high school for me.

"[He] had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes" - that still pretty much sums up every jerk I went to high school with …

"I'm goin' to sort it out" - Badly-Irish-accented Val Kilmer
My favorite line from Groundhog Day is from one of the final days, when Bill Murray helps Chris Elliot with his camera, because, as he points out, "You've got your coffee." For god knows what reason, this has become the catchphrase amongst my friends any…

Oh my god yes - after all these years, The Lemon Tree episode is still, pound-for-pound, the funniest episode of them all … and you really should end these posts with "Over."

"Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he can eat?"

Awesome! Thanks, Keith.

I enjoy reading …
This sounds like a great, great idea! The high school English teacher in me is excited about this … if only the actual high schoolers were …

Yeah, I guess you're right - The Godfather, Schindler's List, No Country for Old Men, Gone With the Wind, Return of the King, The English Patient, The Shawshank Redemption, The Assassination of Jesse James … that hackwork ruined the books forever. Thank you for taking time out from your voluminous reading to slum it…

No mystery here …
Chabon is my absolute favorite living writer … but I gotta admit, I couldn't finish this book. It doesn't surprise me that a middling film was made from a so-so novel …

I like Goodbye Solo where he is …

Shouldn't there be 8 bands with the work "fuck" in their name on this lineup?

Made your girlfriend pay for you, huh? Well, your appeal doesn't escape me!

For those who think Entourage is too subtly nuanced …
Hopefully, there's an amazing, quietly dramatic scene detailing the first time the guys wore tube socks over their cranks.

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I guess, based on this review, I'll avoid this, and instead rent the Oscar bait Still Waiting, which has not one, but two banner ads surrounding this review. Careful there, AVC.

Call me crazy, but I've thought for several years now that they should reformat the whole show, and come back next season with the show set 10 years in the future - Bart and Lisa are at Springfield High, Maggie's at Springfield Elementary, Marge has a part-time job, and Homer has the exact same job. Christ, they could…