Agent Broyles: Hey, what I grow in my basement laboratory is my own business, dude.

Maybe we'll finally get more issues of that now! We can only hope.

Nnnnnope. Twilight is just awkward and socially challenged. Equestria found a cure for emo decades ago.

Twilight Sparkle is way too intelligent to be a Megan Fox. They're light years apart. Maybe Zooey Deschanel is a better fit for her.

"Alright, Apple Bloom, point to the spot on the doll where he touched you."

Yeah, live-action people are such a turnoff. Dating animated people is where it's at.

Heh. Just because I like the show doesn't mean I can't laugh at stuff like the subject of the article.

What would Jack Burton Do: Unless said talking pony has a magenta starburst glyph on the sides of both thighs, I'm not interested.

Oh, there are stallions on the show. I've seen more than enough fanart of them to prove their existence.

This site has the best commenting community I've ever seen. It's a thing of "beauty."

You wanna laugh even harder? Someone actually made a fanfiction with a similar premise as dr. zarnak's joke there. I haven't actually read it yet, but I'm pretty sure it's playing the concept straight and going completely off the rails with it at the same time, as fanfic is wont to do.

I doubt I'll meet any furry desperate enough to jerk off to THIS.

At least you decided not to give her sparkly neon skin, differently colored eyes, or anime superpowers. That's something.

Let's not forget about FurAffinity.

Oh yeah, Power Rangers is probably the only one of these old shows I can actually claim to be nostalgic for. I remember there being some decent plot twists, as well as some not-so-decent ones, but yeah, there's too much filler for me to get into it nowadays.

I'm not normally into poetry. I struggled through it whenever it was taught in English classes. Most of the time the poetry I like comes in song lyrics, but sometimes there are exceptions.

Goddamn does this bring back memories. I had three collections of Silverstein's poems when I was a kid, though now that I think about it The Giving Tree was kind of fucked up. It reminds me of domestic abuse.

I don't get Shirley Jackson. I got a collection of her short stories months ago and The Lottery was the only one that stuck with me at all. What is her appeal, exactly?

I don't get Shirley Jackson. I got a collection of her short stories months ago and The Lottery was the only one that stuck with me at all. What is her appeal, exactly?

Okay, this confirms that I misunderstood your initial comment, and yeah, I do agree with you completely on this one. I'm in a paper and pencil campaign (not D&D but a homebrew thing based on Fallout) and I had to work on getting my spotlight-stealing urges repressed for the sake of working things out with the group…