For a few years there I would fall asleep to Plight and Premonition every night.

Hey! A match!

+1 for Raven.
The Blu-Ray 5.1 mix tears my face off regularly and the deluxe pack comes with the instrumental versions of every song so you can karaoke your ass off.
Plus Drive Home has the most amazing guitar solo I have heard since I don't know when.

Matchbook Seeks Maniac sprung to mind immediately.

A gut shot would be more painful and drawn out, if that is your goal.
That way you could pull up a chair and watch the imagination drain out all over the floor and smile quietly to yourself.

Neo-Death Folk band The Garrotted Artery seeks distorted pan flautist and triangle player for galactic domination. Must be influenced by Zamfir, Cannibal Corpse, Fairport Convention and Ed Grimley.

We're talking about corn.

^^^ It's incredible! ^^^

Well, it is difficult to file records accurately when you can't stop shaking.

That's why this is funny. The joke is not about the NIC CAGE LOL meme, it's suggesting that people who post on the internet have friends. GET IT?

Niger, please.

Adrian Belew's Guernica is, however. And it's fucking terrifying.

KABOOM!

I was crushed when Belew backed out of the tour — it was the main reason I bought a ticket.

His playing on Paul Young's The Secret Of Association weren't nothin' to sneeze at either. God I miss the 80's trend of the bass taking the lead melody.

I don't know what version I have but all of Jesus' horrible puns are in bold text.

Winning the respect of the VMA audience is hard twerk.

. . . and who should appear, but two policemen.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It must have been blown off when he opened his palm and read the instructions telling him what goes in the hand.

Of course, since the headline does not indicate what he is sorry about, it could be construed that Li'l is apologizing for everything — good and bad — that has ever happened in the history of everything, ever.