@avclub-31f81674a348511b990af268ca3a8391:disqus True, but the chances of finding a high school girl wanting to be in a Rush cover band are ZERO. As a good friend once told me: "I don't know if it's a coincidence, but girls started paying attention to me right about the time I stopped listening to Rush."

Die Hard 6: So It Goes, Motherfucker!

I have never used the Internet and am deeply offended by your comment.

^^^^^ One I have always lived by. ^^^^^
Also: ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES

Being in a rock trio in high school is a frustrating experience. If you can play fairly well you can cover The Police. If you can play extremely well you can cover Rush. If none of you can sing like a girl, you're stuck with Regatta de Blanc or failing horribly at YYZ and La Villa Strangiato. In other words, you're…

Remember Rush? They're back . . . in prog form!

I'm very surprised the rights haven't been snatched up for a Pixar-esque CGI animated film. It's popularity and quality story virtually guarantee an unprecedented hit.

Rush is the favorite band of the Awful Dynne.

Chicken on a Waffle.

Nah nah nah, nah nah na-nah nah,
nah nah nah, nah nah na-nah nah.

OH!

Everyone knows "Rock and Roll All Night" and may even be susceptible to its corresponding memories of youth, but I heard the whole song in the first time in forever the other day. I swear it was ten embarrassing minutes long, with the last nine being the chorus repeated over and over and over and over and over…

And finally, the penguin goes, 'He's not an eggplant! He's retarded!'

The phrase "Will you please fetch me a f*ggot, and throw it on the fire?" has completely different meanings, depending on whether the question is spoken during a European Winter in 1748 or an American Summer in 2013.

It is an endless source of entertainment to me that those with their finger on the 'bleep' button —especially at the Daily Show —  have become more and more adept at shortening the bleeps to cover only the vowels, while leaving the surrounding consonants audible. If it's obvious what the word is, you put it in the…

It's probably best that you don't. The secret ingredients are saw palmetto (for prostate health) and bull semen (for color).

No, the inventor of that sandwich.

Smurfs 2: New Shoes

Has anyone been able to confirm if @avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus went to bed?

Come on! Every month* is White History Month!