Growing up, I had a Turbo XT with that little 8MHz switch mounted in the back, too. My dad bought it used in the early 90s, so it was hopelessly out of date even with the speed bump. Its CPU & RAM were all on the motherboard, but yeah, just about every chip was socketed instead of soldered.

Thousands of years ago, I bought one of these bad boys at a church garage sale. It had separate CR & LF keys, as well as a toggle that would disconnect the CPU from the keyboard & monitor, turning it into a dumb terminal. It was a sold as a kit too—someone actually had to solder it together from a stack of chips &…

Seriously? Netflix can't afford the rights to Troll 2 anymore?

Felist.

"Thong, I've invented the wheel!"

The Starfighters is fucking unwatchable, even with the riffing. I literally cannot stay awake through that one.

I really hope so. I know it doesn't get much love, but I think Angel's Revenge is one of the most consistently hilarious Mike eps.

Just hold the tape up to a bright light.

SP mode bit me in the ass one tragic Turkey Day. I only got Outlaw and about the first 10 minutes of Skydivers on that tape.

Well, ya know… "Manos"

Well, ya know… "Manos"

Mitchell. Even his name says, "Is that a beer?"

Mitchell. Even his name says, "Is that a beer?"

They did a Thanksgiving-themed episode to top off their last Turkey Day marathon. It was Night Of The Blood Beast, which they subsequently re-jiggered to be a standard episode.

"Pyuma?"

Fatter Donald Trump.

The moppet moptop.

They're limited to 256 colors, so photos tend to look like grainy crap when they get turned into GIFs.

Odd that 1986 Robocop understood the drawbacks inherent in installing bright red lights directly in his field of vision, but 2014 Robocop doesn't

Well he does die in the movie. So, you know, there's that.