Aww, the magic is gone. Thanks loads, @avclub-a6fdefb2b99177b152b2392b43097665:disqus

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@avclub-0e3078a14e84988234576e9696f69dc8:disqus exactly right. That was the brilliance of Wrath Of Khan. Kirk beats Khan by being the better, more experienced ship commander, not the better fistpuncher. When you think about it, Khan didn't really stand a chance. Kirk knew how to commandeer the Reliant's controls,…

Eat my photons, small heads!

Boy, they're like a couple of little ol' spider monkeys!

Meeteetse!

Oh my God, my waffles!

Interesting. What about Wreck-It Ralph have you cooled on?

Keenan Wynn, too. That guy was way underrated as an actor.

Depending on how old you were when it was released, The Last Unicorn is either a plodding, choppily-animated kiddie flick that has Jeff Bridges singing badly, or the best damn thing EVER! I happen to land somewhere around the "best damn thing EVER!" section of the bell curve.

Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan: The Radio Show. My older brother used to record the audio from the TV by putting his boombox next to it. In a moment of brilliance, he recorded Space Seed and WoK on the same cassette, so one rolled right into the other. Without the visuals, it seemed like a single epic story, and I…

Yep, that & Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

Aliens here. I'm pretty sure it was one of the first movies my folks rented after buying a VCR. I loved it even though I couldn't sleep for a week after watching it. Alien is a better horror film hands-down, but it didn't have the same visceral impact on me, since I saw it for the first time several years later.

Ugh, I'd rather not think about that.

Goodness, they merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.

I thought Jerry Garcia was Father Mushroom.

You ugly little dummy.

In some cases, MST3000's editing made the movies seem worse than they really were. The Motion Picture is probably the most blatant example; they butchered This Island Earth in order to fit it into a run time shorter than the TV episodes', and they made it into a confusing mess. Rifftrax re-riffed Manos in its entirety…

Birdemic just… It hurts. I felt ill leaving the theater after the Rifftrax live show of Birdemic. Not even the Rifftrax crew could make that fucking trainwreck remotely watchable.

Mitchell. Even his name says "Is that a beer?"