NYC on election night
I was playing in a weird chamber music show with a silent CNN feed on a screen above us. After the announcement that he'd won, the group playing at the time went into a pretty rip-roaring rendition of Won't Get Fooled Again. Then they had to interrupt in the middle of my piece so we could hear…

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Holy shit! Thanks for the tip, that's fantastic!

Actually, he only burns his 50% cut. They get their money. Of course, one of the main mob guys that wants the money is thrown in pieces to the dogs afterward, but there's still a certain honor in place.

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