Nah, Dale was clearly the right choice. Princess Aura was hot as hell, but she was prone to screwing everyone. Get it on with her—which he did—then move on.

I think he means Ted was inappropriate for kids.

I think he means Ted was inappropriate for kids.

Ah, my fault for skimming.

Ah, my fault for skimming.

I was in college in NYC in 93, and was deep into hip-hop. Wu-Tang's debut overwhelmed everything, but here are a few things I remember about 93:

I was in college in NYC in 93, and was deep into hip-hop. Wu-Tang's debut overwhelmed everything, but here are a few things I remember about 93:

I'm surprised that he didn't mention that The Liks have hooked up with The Beatnuts, to form The Liknuts: http://www.diabolicalmusic….

I'm surprised that he didn't mention that The Liks have hooked up with The Beatnuts, to form The Liknuts: http://www.diabolicalmusic….

Yeah, Steal This Album is The Coup at their absolute peak, but Genocide and Juice is killer, and Party Music has some fantastic songs on there as well.

Yeah, Steal This Album is The Coup at their absolute peak, but Genocide and Juice is killer, and Party Music has some fantastic songs on there as well.

I've been planning to re-read Sandman Mystery Theatre. Who's with me?

I've been planning to re-read Sandman Mystery Theatre. Who's with me?

I have to tell you, I'm not a Redskins fan, but I was thinking about the most iconic NFL Films images, and that John Riggins run was one of the first to occur to me.

I have to tell you, I'm not a Redskins fan, but I was thinking about the most iconic NFL Films images, and that John Riggins run was one of the first to occur to me.

I haven't seen this movie in ages, but I remember really liking it at the time. I should go back and rewatch it. Deep Cover, too, for that matter.

I haven't seen this movie in ages, but I remember really liking it at the time. I should go back and rewatch it. Deep Cover, too, for that matter.

I could name a million acts being short shrifted in this series, but I do agree that D.U. was an incredible group.

I could name a million acts being short shrifted in this series, but I do agree that D.U. was an incredible group.

Kool Keith is Dr. Octagon, but he is not MF DOOM.