Oh no, I totally get that. It's an incredibly well composed statement, actually. He's deliberately distancing himself from the media he's demonizing to imply that he himself can be safe, but only because he is keeping the filth available to people at a safe distance. He knows the names, and the names are enough to…

I am a young nubile married BBW with sexy thoughts, and I am very eager to sexy chat with horny men of a certain age.

I am a young nubile married BBW with sexy thoughts, and I am very eager to sexy chat with horny men of a certain age.

I can't think of a more brazenly out of touch way of decrying violent video games. Not only does he pick several franchises that are well past their prime (I realize there have been fairly recent Mortal Kombat and Splatterhouse games, but who really cares about them? Actually did anyone ever really care about…

I can't think of a more brazenly out of touch way of decrying violent video games. Not only does he pick several franchises that are well past their prime (I realize there have been fairly recent Mortal Kombat and Splatterhouse games, but who really cares about them? Actually did anyone ever really care about…

*cries over mixtape dubbed onto a TDK 90 minute cassette I made for @avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus *

*cries over mixtape dubbed onto a TDK 90 minute cassette I made for @avclub-501c54d131c3b93043a744af0c259c58:disqus *

Yeah mine linked to some overgrown one lane road in the middle of nowhere. I was like, huh, I don't remember the house looking like that at all.

Yeah mine linked to some overgrown one lane road in the middle of nowhere. I was like, huh, I don't remember the house looking like that at all.

Apparently I'm in sort of the minority here, but I think an angry mob killing a U.S. Ambassador is a MUCH bigger problem than terrorists killing a U.S. Ambassador. I mean, terrorists are always trying to kill people, that's what they do, but it speaks to a much more unstable region if an angry mob is rather randomly…

Apparently I'm in sort of the minority here, but I think an angry mob killing a U.S. Ambassador is a MUCH bigger problem than terrorists killing a U.S. Ambassador. I mean, terrorists are always trying to kill people, that's what they do, but it speaks to a much more unstable region if an angry mob is rather randomly…

Steve Martin wasn't an SNL cast member, just a frequent and very reliable guest.

Steve Martin wasn't an SNL cast member, just a frequent and very reliable guest.

311?!

311?!

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus When I was a kid, we played Captain N: The Game Master. We also got beat up.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus When I was a kid, we played Captain N: The Game Master. We also got beat up.

'Two fighters a-gainst a Star De-stroy-er?'

'Two fighters a-gainst a Star De-stroy-er?'

That was improvised by Harrison Ford.