Bowties are confusing as hell, and a lot messier than in the end than you would expect. What you want is a bolo tie.

The End makes the series a primer for Pynchon.

The End makes the series a primer for Pynchon.

No. That's "Why We Broke Up" which was a Young Adult Novel. Adverbs is more of an adult book (whatever that means). It's kind of a collection of interconnected stories about different types of love, or something to that effect. There are parts of it that are really good, and parts that,…

No. That's "Why We Broke Up" which was a Young Adult Novel. Adverbs is more of an adult book (whatever that means). It's kind of a collection of interconnected stories about different types of love, or something to that effect. There are parts of it that are really good, and parts that,…

*pukes* *drops mic*

*pukes* *drops mic*

I was a scaredy-cat as a kid, and had a tendency to leave the room or close my eyes when I thought there was going to be something entirely too scary. That's how I ended up watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit about a million times as a kid, but never seeing Judge Doom's complete revelation as a toon and subsequent…

I was a scaredy-cat as a kid, and had a tendency to leave the room or close my eyes when I thought there was going to be something entirely too scary. That's how I ended up watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit about a million times as a kid, but never seeing Judge Doom's complete revelation as a toon and subsequent…

Even though GYBE was my favorite band for most of their initial run, I'm not particularly excited about picking up this release. I was trying to figure out why, and then Swans' "Avatar" came on shuffle. I realized that The Seer rendered any Godspeed pretty much obsolete. I realize that they're very different styles of…

Even though GYBE was my favorite band for most of their initial run, I'm not particularly excited about picking up this release. I was trying to figure out why, and then Swans' "Avatar" came on shuffle. I realized that The Seer rendered any Godspeed pretty much obsolete. I realize that they're very different styles of…

They're good, but I don't know of they're Charlemagne Palestine good.

They're good, but I don't know of they're Charlemagne Palestine good.

Oh don't worry, here in the states we didn't take it as a representation of what Australia thinks art is. But that's just because no one thinks about Australia at all.

Oh don't worry, here in the states we didn't take it as a representation of what Australia thinks art is. But that's just because no one thinks about Australia at all.

Yeah, you know, I rewatched Magnolia recently and it is a bizarre film. I loved it when I saw it in the theater as an 18 year old, but now I think I can appreciate how slyly subversive it is to the whole "everything is connected" genre. I mean it sets everything on the board and then constantly fails to make the…

Yeah, you know, I rewatched Magnolia recently and it is a bizarre film. I loved it when I saw it in the theater as an 18 year old, but now I think I can appreciate how slyly subversive it is to the whole "everything is connected" genre. I mean it sets everything on the board and then constantly fails to make the…

[Ross Perot punches hat]

[Ross Perot punches hat]

The sock would be tied to tied to a random chunks of concrete that were chipped away from the foundation of a local bank. It would only be distributed by throwing it through the windows of passing SUVs.