Young-hee doesn't live here anymore. Thanks for crushing my soul, show!

And so begins "The Adventures of Paige Jennings: Secret Agent." After 17 seconds of training she already knows more about spycraft than her mom. This is bound to end well!

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Yikes!

"I don't care if you have sex," said no mother to her teenage daughter ever.

Dammit I am wearing leg warmers right this minute

I don't see Paige ever becoming a stone cold killer like Mommy. How she gonna murder little old ladies for The Cause when she isn't even willing to stop making out with her new boyfriend? And basic self-defense training or no, I don't like her chances against an angry rabbit, much less a trained operative. Sorry,…

Yup

I knew Sister Antonia was headed for trouble when the Village children swarmed around her in a (probably carefully orchestrated) love fest and totally ignored the damn Pope. I fully expected a "Don't you know who I AM?" diva meltdown from Lenny. The lesbian thing sealed the Sister's fate, and yes I assumed that she…

Bob Loblaw

He's smart enough to know that he could get caught, why not bring a suicide pill or something just in case. He could have also just said, hey guys, deadly virus in my pocket, don't shoot! Seems like what he did created a much higher risk of infecting others than if he had kept the vial intact. It's not like he was…

I don't understand William 's play, infecting himself with Lassa. If he wanted to die before the FBI could interrogate him he could have brought a box cutter and offed himself in the park, rather than spending days dying from the worst disease ever and having a delirious secret-spilling fever on the way out. Plus he…

Elizabeth's 'everything around me was destroyed' speech may be one of the most revealing moments of the series so far. Hell, she had nowhere to go but up. Her daily life was so fraught with danger and misery that killing bitches in the head in order to improve her pathetic country's lot was kind of a no-brainer. Her…

Meth King Fring?

The cancelled trip to Epcot may be the Jennings' undoing because it got Stan's spidey-sense tingling. Surely he could tell that Paige was lying; he's a top counterintelligence agent and she's a nervous teenager. At the very least he has to wonder why both Philip and Elizabeth had to make an emergency weekend trip to…

My mother said the same thing but at this point I can't think of a reason — that he knows of — that Stan would want to spy on Henry. I thought Henry stole the cologne and Stan was subtly letting him know that he was busted. (Can't be a coincidence that Henry has mysteriously acquired that very fragrance, can it?) If…

Nina told the poor Belgian girl she betrayed in the gulag that she had a husband. Given that pretty much everything else she said was true I believed her, but I was certainly surprised when she demanded to see him.

Another Breaking Bad Easter egg: Ice Station Zebra is the name of Saul's holding company.

Everyone has choices in life. Sometimes the choice is the strap or the buckle.

Bonus points for use of "chortle," a word coined by Lewis Carroll in "Jabberwocky."