Jerry Saltz's offensive kicks are weak. How he ever became the graduate adviser of a top three dojo is beyond me. Martial Fucking Arts, indeed.

Bradley Cooper trained at the Cobra Kai dojo from 1987 to 1990. He earned a green belt, and his mom's checks never bounced. Good kid.

Know who else is dead? Mr. Miyagi.

@Starz

I'd break this kid in 1:28, with trailers.

Yes.

Fucking Lawrence.

I'll show him the meaning of abuse.