Actually, only the niece was 19. The tits are a newer accessory!

If you're not strong enough to pull an engine out of a car to protect a woman from vampires, or whatever, I suppose you can still constantly criticize something she enjoys under the assumption that she may be negatively influenced by it. I mean, these poor, helpless Twilight fans… who will protect them from themselves?

Well, it's not exactly a Gallup poll, but all the people I know that like Twilight are fully grown adults with jobs and significant others and the ability to meet their responsibilties and no obvious cloud of cat hair surrounding them at all times. But it's possible that my social circle is just boring, I guess.

Incorrect. DVRs are electricity-sucking bastards!

I would absolutely watch a gritty reboot of "The Craft." Even more so if they made it an all-black cast.

OCCUPY ASHTON!

"Because she's a vengeful. Stupid. Whore!" and "Out of scotch, thanks to you, ass." Two really good reasons to love Chris Kattan in that movie.

Yes! I loved Christopher Pike and for a while my sister and I read all of them. And then it seemed like they got more and more ridiculously focused on the supernatural and sequels (Chain Letter 1 versus Chain Letter 2, anyone?) and I eventually stopped. But my memories, they are fond.

It's not necessarily a criticism, but all I could think of during Wiig's weekend update pancake bit was Molly Shannon.

It's called HGTV.

I dig Ok Go, even the last album. But then, my musical tastes are not as discriminating as most on the AV club, who hate everything but that one thing they like.

That video…
…made me cry. No jokes here. This is why I plan to die young.

"Riding with Death" is my absolutely favorite episode. It's the only bootleg video I've ever bought off of ebay, and the only VHS I've ever transferred to DVD. (Badly, still with commercials, and sometimes the sound disappears for no reason).

Yeah, I wouldn't even pay half that much for the person. (Although you could probably easily make your money back by charging people a dollar to kick Perez Hilton in the 8s).

Absolutely: Jason X.

Squigglevision aside, "Home Movies" is one of my all-time fav cartoons. I will definitely be DVR-ing this new burger show, and hoping that Coach McGurk can take a little time out of being Archer to guest star.

"Pink" is my favorite crayon.

I think I was pre-teen when the Three Musketeers came out, and I remember that while most of my friends went for the obvious Kiefer crush, I was an OP girl all the way. I still love you, Oliver!

You missed the limo part. If someone wants to pick me up in a limo, I'll definitely watch this sparkly POS. But we'll have to go to one of those theaters where I can drink the whole time. And you're buying.

Gen Y, Gen Mix, Gen whatever comes next. I think it's clear that this is the generation That Won't Accept Titles! Gen T.W.A.T., for short.