Jeweler, you've failed.

And John's adolescent point-and-laugh when Ringo gets stuck to the magnetized elevator.

At least let's all agree that the "hand-drawn album art" is fucking awful.

"Bosom Buddies" for cryin' out loud. I count 93 words.

I see Van Morrison, I see Meatloaf, and…Spock…

Yeah, where's the big-screen reboot for THAT show?

Isn't there a season finale (and I don't remember which season) where they play the "uncut" version of the theme over the closing credits? Like it actually has lyrics?

I have to make myself like the theme song when I'm watching "The Shield", because if I stop and think about it, it comes off as

You GUYYYYS! His GPA!

SPOILER, I guess:

God damn I hated her for that.

The VERY brief shot of Claudette in tears at the end of that scene was used in the preview for that episode…and more than anything else, that indicated that Some Shit Was Going To Go Down.

"Glad THAT's over!"

"All right Noddy?"

I always thought he wanted one to "serve me, sir", which is even funnier. But the captions on the Blu-Ray say "can I have one to surge with, sir".

"All letters received after that date will be TOSSED!"

And the great false starts to "I'm Looking Through You", which to me are CANON

"Cheeky!"

Suitable for any occasion: "There you go! Hidin' behind a smokescreen of bourgeois CLI-ches!"

(John not George)