I got semi-pissed at my boyfriend for not wanting to see this
and I couldn't put a finger on why until I read this. He's definitely an equal opportunity consumer of comedy, but I think the name and ostenisble subject matter of the movie might've disguised that this really is "a well-crafted comedy that just happens to…

OH SHIT Pervy Orbit layin the smackdown!

How exciting and sexy for you! Please, deposit more of your Ann Arbor-exclusive knowledge into my bleak cultural horizon! If not for people like you (and the EL music scene, and my hip 'n' happenin' musical pals, and the ENTIRE INTERNET), going to State would have rendered me a hollow shell, unable to appreciate…

2003: the year Ben Gibbard was a total effing genius.
Also, I go to MSU. References to it (and evidence that its graduates are employed) excite me.

2003: the year Ben Gibbard was a total effing genius.
Also, I go to MSU. References to it (and evidence that its graduates are employed) excite me.

Wow. I seriously don't know how I lived before those crazy Asians started doin' the news.

That video is private.
What does that even mean? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE INTERNET!

I have an eternal crush on Lee Pace. Also, he looks a little like Sufjan Stevens…permagirlboner.

My twitter's greatest hits:
"Don't derive our friends. they make dad take you feel death's cool kiss. - best boyfriend 2010."
"Do though. i was the job. I could believe some silly boots and sing, MAN! I KNOW."
"Hahah i'm with myself. crossword puzzle party that could feasibly be while i need a mental illness by."
"Now the…

Let me take off my Barbara Streisand, ass-masking therapist's pantsuit and put on my Ben Gibbard light-up, live-streamed music video suit for a moment.

Uhh, hello?
WHERE'S MARS ATTACKS?! #smh

Dude, O'Neal's kinda handsome. I'm just saying.

My boyfriend tried to get me to watch Falling Down on Netflix a few weeks ago, but I found everything in the movie so viscerally unpleasant that I had to turn it off halfway through. Watching it seemed to amplify my real-life stress to an un-deal-with-able amount. I want to watch movies to relax, not to become so…

My low-end cable service only provides the off-brand Bibliography channel :/

What in the world
I especially like how he inexplicably takes aim at Bravo mid-song for…distracting people from Jesus?

"We've got a problem."
"A problem? Or a BLESSING?"
"…a problem."

She is too good in Archer. I love when she seduced Conway with a bag of shrimp.

Why stop at board games?
I will not be satisfied until "Catchphrase: The Movie" comes to fruition.

I never got into Bright Eyes' more wrist-slitty material,
but damned if "Shell Games" hasn't been stuck in my head for the last two weeks. It's pretty great.

I heard they're shooting it in Detroit.
Booyah for having Christopher Nolan in my state!