So should I risk not knowing the lineup for sure and go to Sasquatch?

And without the stigma of banging me.

Holy hell
Who do I have to bang to get a ticket to this? SRSLY.

Et tu, Cindy Lou Who?
:'(

Oh man, I just got home from Conan's show at Michigan State, and KID ROCK was the special guest. Seriously. I feel like if you made a Venn diagram of Kid Rock fans and Conan fans, the overlapping section would have like two people. It was pretty weird.

WWOFTBBNR wins. FOREVER.

Now THAT'S hateable!
You know, sometimes I think Amelie is just hating for the sake of hating. But THIS is something we can all rally around and hate together! Really, Oprah? You made your OWN network to make your own dreams come true? Congrats on being freed from the tyranny of those pesky chairs, but there's no need…

I think the older Nicktoons hold up well! I still piss myself laughing at the Spongebob DVD I bought in sixth grade, and I'm 20 now. Give some street cred to Rocko's Modern Life, too. Some of that stuff is pretty bizarre and seems more like what Cartoon Network's weirder shows (Chowder, Flapjack, Adult Swim fare) are…

PotC 4: Curse of the Spring Break Cruise
PotC 5: Tig Ol' Bitties
PotC 6: Barely Legal Wenches Doin' it On Deck
PotC 7: Guess Where He Put That Wooden Leg!
PotC 8: Fuck

"Treat Pam's nipples like you would treat Toby's grundle."

OH MY GOD JOEL MCHALE'S BODY. Not to mention his adorable undies. I would have so many of his children. SO MANY.

Hey, it's Beans!
Y'know, the kid from Even Stevens! He's the kid in the Everclear video!

Ah yes, the coveted EGOT. Apparently daytime Emmys count.

Mr. Fingerbottom?

JEAN TEASDALE.
http://www.theonion.com/con…
I don't feel like she embodies MY life, but she is SO a real person. "Cat-sponsibilities?" COME ON!

oh, and @Sybil -

Hint: if you're hanging out with cool people, it's okay to fart around them. I'm pretty sure I have a grace period of knowing someone like 1-2 days before I'll just fart in front of them. Oh, and I openly discuss my pooping habits with pretty much everyone. But maybe it only works because I'm kind of cute and a woman,…

Man oh man, do I ever love Jean Teasdale! If I'm having a bad day, I reread "6 Things I'd Like To Do Before I Die!" and it makes me feel infinitely better about myself. The term "cat-sponsibilities" alone just lifts my spirits.

I dunno, man. Apparently I'm in the minority, but I thought his heavy reliance on facebook, twitter, and celebrity encounters was cheap and unfunny. Seems like it might not hold up. Maybe I need to watch it again?

hey man, i'd do him.