Nobody owes anyone anything but it's nice when people act like adults.

This can be like, a 3 day journey, too. I've had dates respond 3 days later excited to go out again, so if I get ghosted even after 3 days I'm still like "well there's still some chance I guess…?"

I can't imagine the type of person who's going to argue with a "It's not working out" text isn't going to react the same, or worse, to getting ghosted. It's not like getting ghosted is tricking anybody into thinking they weren't rejected.

Fuck ghosting. Personal pet peeve of mine.

At least those Japanese soldiers gave up when their commanding officers told them to 30 years later.

I once tried to use an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that…

It's been a while since I've seen it but I remember Hot Shots Part Deux! being pretty funny, too.

Ooh, I didn't have audio so I assumed that one was done by the band too.

As Howard Kaylan found out, in this instance, since they had a live band play them, they don't have to pay or ask permission or anything, so saying they're "unauthorized" or "authorized" is meaningless.

The OT guns look like they were modified a bit more than the one in the picture above, which I somehow thought was from some other space monkey movie mostly because of the gun.

I haven't heard much else by them but "PDA" would definitely be a potential hatesong candidate for me if I were a Z-list comedian and got asked to do one.

I'll go to bat for South Bound Saurez and the synth solo in All My Love, too.

I never found Bill Hicks funny and take some comfort in knowing Norm Macdonald doesn't either.

Secretly recording a phone call with a "friend" is fucking weird, at the very least.

Yeah I get that it just strikes me as a really dumb line.

How in the world does anybody hear the lyric, "I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex" and nod in approval, even if they weren't the subject of the lyric? That sounds like something a 12 year old would come up with. IS it tongue in cheek? I don't really get it.

That kid's a meatball.

Well spoil the cameo for us at least.

And in the end, isn't that the real truth?