The Juice
Man, that Juice Newton video is somethin' else. Even a cheapo silent comedy director would have told her to stop hamming it up so much.

"On the Border" may not have sold in "Hotel California" numbers, but it did go double platinum, which probably pays pretty well in royalties. Then the 2003 2-disc "Very Best of" sold 5 million copies, so it's not a bad deal to have a songwriting credit there, either.

Did you have Mr. Fancher for Film Analysis at Long Beach Poly High School? Because that sounds like what he did when I took his class in 1990.