I saw a little kid pee in the street outside a Starbucks in Shanghai once.

By now I trust this guy to choo-choo-choose good projects.

Dragons have tits?

Like all of the filmed versions of any of the Earthsea stories which feature characters with very carefully described skin hair and color played by white people.

The Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe, I think, but really I had very little idea what the fuck was going on in those books.

Black Lotus Triad lol

My sophomore year English teacher showed us Witness for some reason. I think she was trying to claim that it and the Scarlet Letter had certain thematic similarities.

My son and I were talking about going to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2 this weekend and we got to talking about all of the future movies as well. He asked if I thought Hawkeye would get a movie.

No, but Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is

As a Gen-Xer, I gotta say, I never thought of putting it on toast

Only if the controllers will have a slot for my Tamagotchi

Unfortunately, when I rode my bike in this morning I couldn't get El-P and Killer Mike to ride along beside me rapping RTJ3.

I get it, but the only two ways I listen to digital music files are through shitty earbuds that I've literally glued back together and through a little speaker stuck on the bottom of my Dell monitor.

But what if there are other people there?

Vinyl, I think.

Already done in season 2 of the Wire

The Jumble is a reliable chuckle

And the way that the heel can become the face with almost no explanation.

Pence just likes to watch through a hole drilled into the wall.

Drunk bros trying to watch Snatch?