It would have been a lot better if instead of a John Williams score, the backing track was a semi-forgotten 70's AM radio hit.

If you don't, you can be pretty sure they'll bring it up at really inopportune times, like while searching for your credit card in the checkout line at Target or when you're trying to tie their little brother's shoe so you can get everyone to school and still make to work in time for a meeting that you should be more…

Fuck tha green melon

They are still an active band in the Chicago area!

I prefer Law and Depp: Special Victims Unit

Where's that little mustache hiding?

He fixes the Cable?

I'm literally exploding with excitement for it.

Just wait until the videos of people watching and reacting to unboxing videos.

What if it were da mystery of chess boxin?

Without looking it up, I'm going to assume that it refers to people who turn into lizards every full moon

Time to hit the gym buddy

Sequel to Young Pope- Younger, Black Pope

Bitch, be humble

I like to imagine a lot of heavy sighs and eye rolling as she was answering that last question.

We can't call you Dik anymore?

They had to wait for Edward Furlong to age into his role

It's not a Beethoven!

First grade cop

Ooh I love it when they have a Messiah carving station at the buffet!