If he spills on the one T-shirt, he's got a clean one just underneath. Ingenious!

I haven't logged in for a while.

What are you talking about? My hunched and weakened form can barely stand upright for 60 seconds. If my body camera was filming the interview, you'd all be watching the floor for the last 4 minutes.

I'm slowly coming to grips with the fact that I will only ever like music that I have already listened to.

Better than talking to a chair

I thought Steve Hyden's story about this on Grantland mentioned 13.

Maybe the sharks could pitch their business ideas?

Probably turn reactionary and wonder why kids these days don't make something of themselves like he did. There's a non-zero chance he'd make appearances at Republican Party events.

I'm a dumbass and thought for a long time that Ip Man was some kind of Asian superhero.

Maybe there's still some viable sperm up at the clinic?

Mostly just a flag going up and down a pole?

Man, I was so jealous of my cousins. Not only did they get HBO, but they also had the hottest NES games, a pool, and a mother who would feed them junk food.

Are you saying that a robot can't give consent?

Rocky VII: The Neurologically Damaged Fighter Awakens

Totally agree. Think about all the stuff in the original trilogy that just isn't explained.Gives us nerds something to argue and obsess about after the movie.

I painted the jump sprite onto some canvas some years ago. It sits in the corner of my office and gets an occasional comment from people who come in.

Thanks for making me recall an uncomfortable memory of wearing green Arizona shorts to a party held by a girl I liked.

The funny thing is that, at the time, I thought I was choosing the cooler console.

I had a Sega Genesis.

Millennials are an entire generation of "Quiet Americans" and will end up destroying the world while trying to save it.