They both have K in the name which is kind of an underused letter.

Listening now, Post seems verrrry 90s to me (though at the time it seemed more out there and less of a particular time).

Chu? Toby Chu?

Hey, my buddy in junior high had a poster of Madonna sucking on a lollipop and that shit was formative, so cut her some slack.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower,
just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people
will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

I once found some abandoned Polaroids of nude middle-aged women in the woods by our house. They were pretty gross though (both the content and the mud on them) so I left them there. We had underwear catalogs back at the house anyway.

Maybe we could get some Turkish Delight and serve it to those Korean girls from yesterday…?

A lot of Asian desserts suck unless you get into some of the tropical fruit based stuff (e.g., mango and stick rice).

I'm imagining a D-Nice beatboxing/cooking show. I'd watch that. Just don't spit in the food.

They're combining the broad racial stereotypes of 2 Broke Girls with the simplistic procedural plots of NCIS.

You had me at South Korean girls.

Pegasuses don't have horns dude. You're thinking of minotaurs.

I'm still pushing for Dog Cop to air next fall.

Yeah, there's gotta be some guy who's ten years into a military career muttering under his breath when Han walks into the command room in Return of the Jedi and gets called General Solo.

He's 8, almost 9. He digs the Lego Batman games and a "Superman: the Ultimate Guide" book from the library.

I heard "Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" the other night and it was just as awesome as the last time I heard it 25 years ago.

Seriously. My son is interested in super heroes because of all the movies, games, etc., and I would love to get him some comic collections. I am pretty clueless though and am terrified that I would buy him something like this.

We got to watch Witness in high school English class because, uh, Amish? Anyway it has boobs in it.

Judging by the ads, slutty ghost towns

Its mostly just trying to figure out who shat on the sidewalk again.