I love that he's literally tipping his fedora in his Twitter avatar.

I was kind of hoping he'd go back to the other apartment to be around nicer people.

I definitely feel you on GTA V. I liked it WAY more than anything in IV, too. The characters are great, the writing is perfect, the music is a joy, but every time I turn it on I just get in a car, drive around, and just don't do anything. It's just too much freedom. Like Lewis Black said over a decade ago, "I pined to…

I love Xeno, but its battle system can be overwhelming because of how much they throw at you once you think you have the basics down. If you don't master it after a while, the game seriously beats you up for it later on.

Alice in braces.

The illuminati stuff at the end.

Nothing felt cooler than saving the character in question while preserving my no-kill run. Definitely not easy. Especially since I did it on the Give Me Deus Ex difficulty level.

A true gem. Expected it to be an absolute failure when it was first announced, but was truly blown away when I actually got my hands on it. The only thing holding it back was the god awful boss battles that were forced in. Nothing took me out of the moment faster than having to shoot a guy in the face after spending…

I just wanted to see them live. The show was awesome, and was walking out of the venue when I noticed Meloy leaning against my car. I put the merch I bought in the backseat, and I said they had a great show. He muttered "Yeah, I know." without even looking at me. Caught me off guard and just walked over to the…

I remember really loving Picaresque when it came out. Then Colin Meloy was an asshole to me at one of their shows and that's all I think about when I see their name mentioned.

Can't wait to see the French version.

I accidentally killed the doll last night. I almost wept, but was relieved when she was back after a quick vial run through Central Yharnam.

*imaginary tissue box*

Polygon allows comments? I'd love to read the comments for their Bayonetta review.

How does this compare to Catching Hell?

Holy shit is that Kyle Chandler?

I don't think I've ever seen a gazelle with a giant club or sword on the Discovery Channel.

I never understood this way of thinking about the game. I'll never feel bad for killing them. These things aren't volunteering at the homeless shelter or doing their taxes when you find them. They see you, and they WILL kill you. They ARE Dormin. They are not good.

I really liked it.

GOTY*