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The Dead Texan
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If you think that This is a Long Drive… and We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank sound the same or are anywhere near in quality, then I think you might have to listen a little harder.

That's such a stupid argument. Mainly because they had already "sold out" when they made TM&A.

"Patricia Hernandez"

Fly and Ozymandias are my favorite Breaking Bad episodes.

OMG THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!!

USA has been pushing the hell out of this. Comparing it to The da Vinci Code in promos isn't really making the case I think it wants to.

First thing I thought of. That kiss is one of the greatest things I've ever seen on television.

I get all my lectures from Lil B

Wasn't that bad, but never felt like they found their groove.

This game should've been a Redbox exclusive.

"You may never know how proud I am of you."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off's Twist and Shout scene.

WAZUUUP!
I'm Harris.
I'm 33 years young
I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks
I have one testicle (whack-a-mole accident)
AND, I'm down to clown.

I've never smoked a day in my life, but with every new Truth campaign, it makes me want to go out and buy a carton.

It's a virus, but it's a really good one.

Great, now I remember those terrible AV Club Cowboy Bebop reviews exist.

Was this the Cougar Town spinoff?

Might go back to Dying Light. Did too many side quests and I'm too damn powerful for the story missions now. I tried to get back in Metro 2033, and I just don't think it's for me. Too rigid for my tastes.

THE "I'M NOT MAD, I'M JUST VERY DISAPPOINTED"