KFC's for closers.

That's some bad hat, Harry.

This is pretty fucking awesome.

Dear CIA,

FUCK YOU, USA

It's crazy how dead-on this portrayal is. I look EXACTLY like Hemsworth, and I hack my PSP to play transcoded anime music videos all the time.

I agree with the old dude at the desk. You kids are all just gay and straight.

Tough to watch, but it was a good call on a shitty, shitty rule. Not sure what more Dez could've done to prove that was a completion, but it just wasn't enough. Gonna be a long off-season, but for the first time in a REALLY long time, I'm legitimately proud of this team.

I know this isn't Twitter, Instagram, or the comments section on Bleacher Report, but let's go Cowboys.

lol

Burn it down.

I don't mean to be racist, but all pregnant look the same to me.

Broke my heart to find that out. It will not be the same without him.

It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.

I think Eisen was doing his tribute off-camera so I'm sure he was choking up pretty badly through it, and to me it sounded like Deion saw it was hurting him and was trying to help him through it.

It would help if those CW shows didn't look like they were shot with a smartphone on a soap opera backlot.

Harold saying he saw a man die right before having the door closed on him was perfect.

I wish there was live footage of Bradley Cooper when the Eagles lost to the Redskins.

It was a shitty movie, but I didn't hate it as much as I thought I would.

The second she said love could transcend time and space I wanted to walk out.