Dark Souls 2 is a game that shines the first time you play it. It doesn't give you much of a reason to play through it again, though. Soul Memory alone separates you from certain people because you played too much or too little. That mechanic alone makes no sense to me. Why would they include a ring that made it…

Dark Souls 2 was my most anticipated game in ages, and it was a massive disappointment. It's not a terrible game by any means, but it fails to live up to the original in so many ways that it ultimately broke my heart. A real shame.

This season has been great. The Beaver sketches killed me every time and Freshy's was wonderful.

Bill O' Reilly seriously wasn't on?

What about the Titans @ the Jags?

I actually use MailChimp

Jesus-Niles: I really have to go

I was really enjoying the first hour or so. I didn't hate the tail end of it, but it just felt like a different movie with the same actors.

I don't think he's a hero, just a great comedian.

I LOVE MY

Thank you, Hannibal Buress

Haha, yeah, I was mostly kidding.

Where's Barakamon?

I want to frame this comment.

[Ext.] [Night]

Dane Cook and Hardwick on back to back weeks. Feels weird having to make plans for Friday nights.

So you're telling me there's no chance?

I have a bit of fun with this every time I load it up, but whenever I'm not playing it I really don't ever feel like starting it up because of all work mentioned in the review. Online can be a blast if you get a good group, though.

1. Soul Memory punishes people for playing too much or not enough. Even with the friend ring it still made partnering up with friends who had more or less playtime a fucking crapshoot. It doesn't mean I want to kill newbies because invading doesn't fucking work until NG+ anyway because the covenant system is a god…

The first time I found the Rat Covenant it sounded genius. It's really just a way to annoy people by forcing them into your world. At first it's fun because of all the rats and stuff in the first mini area, but forcing people into your Doors of Pharos world is so unbelievably pointless. Who isn't going to die when…