Next thing you know…
…Carlos Santana will have his own brand of champagne.

"Don't" is alliterative with "down." It's best as it is.

I like this.
I like this newswire.

I like this firstie.

The Deer Hunter is my top pick for sadness. We watched it in a college class one time, and I had to duck out of the room before the credits rolled so I could weep unobserved in my car.

You mean "Dinner Side" and "Supper Side", right?

Sounds a lot like…
…Napster.

LMFAO
I like LMFAO, because I like fun, and I don't give a shit if I look cool or not.

Kevin James may not be anybody's favorite screen actor, but I suspect that his considerable charisma and humor were what won him his wife. Of course a super-hot chick like that could have her choice of numerous wealthy men. (Apparently she dated Chris Penn for a while, but it didn't stick.) What set Kevin James…

Mmmm, tacos. I like tacos. I'm going to lunch.

Cookie, how about if I just take you to a cookie buffet and we call it even.

MASH
I had the pleasure of seeing MASH in a theater last night. Big screen, old theater, mostly-full house, and a nice new 35mm print. Totally different experience than seeing it at home. The visual detail added immeasurably to many scenes, starting with the opening titles. Being able to see the gory state of the…

[Well, Zero Effect *would* be great for Secret Cinema, but it's already been covered in New Cult Canon. I guess it's not so secret after all.]

I like Zero Effect. In fact, it could be an excellent entry in the Secret Cinema series here. I've rarely encountered anyone who was familiar with it, but me and a couple of my friends have enjoyed it several times. Bill Pullman as mad-genius modern-day private eye is a lot more interesting than Bill Pullman as…

C is for Conan
…and that's good enough for me.

Randy Jackson
I have spent the last decade wondering who the fuck Randy Jackson is. It has always been clear from his position on American Idol that he is supposed to be some veteran music business pro, but I've never had any idea what he is supposedly famous for. It was only last night that I realized that I…

Ice Station Zebra
I like Ice Station Zebra. Maybe I don't like it quite as much as Howard Hughes did, but I like it.

David O. Russel's movies
I like David O. Russell's movies. Whatever process the guy is using to produce the high-quality work that he does, he ought to continue using that process, no matter how batshit crazy it makes him look. Three Kings? Wonderful. Huckabees? Brilliant, hilarious, and absolutely unique. The…

When visiting Chicago as a kid, I was always fascinated by the Magikist sign. I didn't know what it was for, and I still don't, but it was a bad-ass sign. Is it still there?

Hey, thanks!